Brian Brain
Former Chicago Bear linebacker hair brained legendary linebacker baller who has his Billboards everywhere all along Chicago's skyways and last counts there are over 400 billboards with Brian Urlacher's image and face where he's telling you to restore your hair.com. Brian has been a big spokesman and a visual image attacking the ball and heads for some two decades since he retired. Brian Urlacher does not like bald dudes despite being one when in is playing days but he now has a sporting a hay stacks saloon of hair on his head thanks to hair restore.com. Brian
Urlacher bashed and sacked Joe Rogan the other day in some sports podcasts where they made fun of Joe Rogan's Alpha Brain pills that are bullshit snake oil mind fuck attempt of Joe Rogan to even get more money than he or he ever is already paid by fucking Spotify for essentially doing nothing.Brian Urlacher suggested Joe Roman get rid of his bald look and go to restored.com and change his look. Urlacher doesn't respect or think a bald head looks good as he says Joe Rogan's willing to try new shit and he Popsicles to all these water pills claiming that they help his brain and he does so because he's payed incredible
amount of money to promote this useless supplement. Joe Rogan has never been handsome and he is a bald head who just talks too much thinking that he's smarter than everyone else on a variety of topics. Urlacher can't believe how Joe Rogan is so into mental stability and fixation with all these Alpha Brain supplements and pills, yet he hasn't done nothing to restore his bald head into a youthful chrome dome with actual hair follicles once again cell dividing and spreading out of his bald head.
Apparently it's as Rogan doesn't give a shit about hair growth unless someone really pays him a large amount of money then he might consider it. In the meantime Joe Roman's going to focus on pushing water pills and making claims that he can shoot pool real good now. Urlacher suggested that Joe wear that blonde wig all of the time as Brian likes his blonde wig routine that he occasionally does a character and
Joe Rogan should wear this wig full-time is watching this podcast is very distracting with the headphones in his bald head it's like watching a globe and his podcast is about as entertaining as studying a globe on a desktop. Joe Rogan and his Alpha brain is a complete humliaton as being debunked by doctors and experts everywhere and Roman s being castrated on-line for his grift with these useless pills.
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