Chuck "Cheese Puff" Goodwin
The recent news that Wendy's Corporation is testing and thinking about using drones to deliver hot hamburgers and Fries along with a Frosty might be a absolutely one of the most absurd ideas yet. The whole idea that drones will be just dropping off products and getting in entangled in your telephone wires and other stuff is laughable and only something that the extreme Big Tech drone is obsessed technologists intent of finding new wasteful spending on themselves. Drones will be flying through people's windows and not delivering food and how quickly the food would get cold cannot be understated. No Wendy's is not going to be delivering food through a drone dropped into your driveway while you rush and try to place yourself perfectly under the catch it and the whole idea of this possibility is one dreamt up by the science fictionist aficionados. A drone testing for Wendy's is being done in Virginia and so far the results are poor as people
complain about dropped hamburgers being quickly scooped up by the local squirrels and racoons and food being delivered very cold due to the wind and cold air these drones must glide through. The idea of Wendy's or another food corporation restaurant is to make life is easy as possible for the corporatists who might not want to see the common man even in the Drive-Thru of Wendy's and fast food cannot deliver food fast enough to be tasty and warm. Meanwhile the great tiktok Neekolul has been trolling McDonald's and Wendy's about this drone service doing this weird hybrid character of Ronald McDonald and wendy. More on this later
Many people who have tested this out say the fries are so fucking cold by the time the drone gets there and many say this is a pipe dream of the drone tech bros who think that somehow it's viable and reliable to deliver food to hungry people in addition to the resource waste. The absurdity of drones flying around wrecking the environment to drop off lazy fuckers food is also a improbable problematic idea that should never have been taken off. Big Tech is desperate to get drone technology out there but delivering food makes about as much sense as creating drones to deliver gas to
people who run out on the side of the road. Not to be all done toilet paper companies are also looking to get into the drone delivery business for people who run out of toilet paper while they're taking a shit. Their looking to make a mini-me drone out of a drone that will actually be able to enter your house and enter your bathroom while you're still on the shitter. This is more of a smart drone idea might be brought up if this Wendy's attempt actually works out and we would be up for the delivery of toilet paper and a drone who will take your garbage on order. How about we get that started pronto
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