The rise and fall of Dave Portnoy as he becomes this dog shit Tik Toker

     Jacob Genevese

   Many long time friends and fans of Dave Portnoy have seen the changes of him within the past couple months. Many of the people close to him also known as a change of smell as a man wreaks of dog breath, dog smell, dog shit, and dogs saliva as Mr Portnoy like many stupid crazed Americans need dogs to feel good about themselves and to attach themselves. Dave Porno is constantly putting his face in his dog's mouth and the possible transmission of viruses from man the Beast was put forth by many virologists during the covid crisis by people's weird obsessions and sick sexual perversions of doing this with

their pets primarily dogs. Dave Portnoy is basically french kissing his dog which is not a French poodle for weeks on end on his stupid tik tok Channel and whether he's doing this on Instagram and other social media accounts is not known. What is known as day once was a respected and had risen to a sports model, but in his late age and after numerous sexual attack accusations against women by the hyper-dud sexually frustrated Mr Portnoy. It appears that he has found his new obsession and sexual perversion outlets. Dave Portnoy is inseparable from this ugly dog that might be a pitbull called Peaches and the sickness of the human mind into becoming and wanting to be an animal and a dog is an actual

ancient religion called animism which still affect many people's mind to this day. As Christianity has declined animal rights and animal obsessions religion has increased dramatically and by all aspects a large percentage of this country are animists who love their dog and would be willing to have sex with him if they could procreate new puppies. Dave Port is a disgusting tik toker and podcaster no longer actually doing what he was known talking about sports as a man is obsessed and will transition into a dog. There is this mental disease where people dress up and pretend to be their dogs that can be seen on YouTube and one has to wonder how much longer before the Barstool Sports founder a multi-billionaire jackass known as Dave Portnoy becomes a part of this class it is so sad too bad how Portnoy has regressed for once being a respected rebel on the sports journalist world to being this dog shit liquor pet humper he has become as all hs videos are now focused around his ugly dog Peaches. Portnoy need some mental help