Rusty Stone
Three morbidly obese disgusting political operatives and politicians combined into one large mass to attempt to revive a struggling and dying craft brewing company. Big Fat Pig Brewery in is long been under heavy debt and trouble and now three fat pigs themselves have decided to throw in the resources and purchase the failing and declining craft brewery. Jingles of the Young Turks has always will have a fantasy of running his own beer company and thus he got a hold of failed former New Jersey Governor Chris Christie and for months they've been talking about purchasing Fat Pig Brewery. The fact that these fatsos.... these two fat pigs did not have their money and resources themselves to make such a huge
purchase and thus they look for partners. Chris Christie knew that JB Pritzker as a billionaire 1930s era gangster and governor of Illinois may back this venture since he like Chris Christie is morbidly obese and overweight monster. JB Pritzker is such a corrupt Democratic he basically has so much money and he joined in with the Young Turks media founder and the former New Jersey governor and a purchase a
big fat Brewery it was made these three clowns will be running this failed Brewery and whether these failed politicians running into the ground remains to be seen what is known as it none of them know nothing about running a brewery operation. We look forward to the reviving of Fat Pig brewery and cannot think of more deserving individuals to be the new owner than the three fat pigs such as JB Pritzker, Cenk Ogre, and Chris Christie.
All three of these fat asses look like they would drink their way and put their new investment at risk as these slobs likely would aid and destroy the company within a year after these three sillies take it over. These three morbidly obese and egregious overweight jackasses know little not only with the world of craft beer but of politics as well and this South Carolina based brewery has been. it is a shame the previous owners of this brewery couldn't make it last and now these three political insiders and rich fuckers own it. Uygur, Pritzker, and Christie will now be taking over
ownership and distribution of this popular South Carolina beloved brewery and what exactly these three jokers will do to turn things around for this struggling brewery with massive debt is not know, What is known though plenty of beer will be drank by these fuckers who likely will not pay the debt and much like Bob from Bob's Country Bunker they will nt pay the bills for their own company and screw over the creditors and they will own alot of dam money for the beer they drank God dam it.
Most of these some 1800 breweries own and located throughout continental America are mired in debt and risk like many other fraudulent and bad craft breweries who again are side projects and tax scams from the ultra-wealthy in this country and these are not companies thinking they will be big and grow like Miller or Inbev. The main motivation is the subsidies and free money given with low interests and banks for these rich people to get more loans and purchase with this new debt many times spending in ways that have nothing to do with crafting brew for people to drink.
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