Wilbur Morris is dead from a lightning storm

        Patrick Jennings

   We have yet another tragedy to report of a writer who has passed on from this blog. Wilbur Morris was killed when he was struck by lightning while playing golf during a storm prior to a storm coming in. The information is sketchy, but it appears that much like in the movie Caddyshack Wilbur


Morris was insistent on finishing a round the golf while a storm was starting and he was killed in the St Charles, Missouri Golf Course. This past weekend Mr Morris was a frequent contributor to this blog in addition to being an avid golfer and the shocking death of this man has shocked all of the staff members from our blog. Mr Morris was shocked by a lightning strike when he was on the 18th hole determined an arrogantly trying to finish a golf game while his playmates canceled early as rain started. 

    The obsession with golf by the very wealthy is a weird phenomenon and clearly Mr Morris born with a Fork Tongue and Silver Spoon in his mouth naturally gravitated to this boring and stupid sport that our former president Donald Trump seems to be obsessed and always promoting. Golf is a sport for lazy athletes who focus on a hitting game that is not very interesting nor entertainment and only followed by an upper elite class Wilbur Morris will not be writing at this blog nor will he be golfing anymore on this planet and whether there is such a ridiculous notion as golf in the afterlife remains a answer  that is a mystery.

   


 What is question is that Wilbur Morris is deader than a door nail and this man play this last game of golf making a common and fatal mistake money golfers have done  and died in which was highlighted in this Caddyshack movie. One of the stupidest things an individual can do is being a big open area and park during a lightning thunderstorm and stupid is the best way to describe Mr Morris.  HE was aN arrogant pompous ass whenever we had these writers meetings.  Thia dude creeped out the other writers during our writers meeting. Wilbur Morris is dead at the age of 43

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