Wally Jackson
A weird blogger and vlogger who loves to eat cactus and is known for his ability to consume cactus has been hired at a left of center writer on this blog. Jack Cactus has ben hired for twenty thousand dollars a year as the little-known oddity and cactus jack eating clown is going to join our team and be a new source of writing talent and entertainment on the internet. Jack Cactus is looking forward to joining our intense and dedicated team of 130 or so writers on this blog and as we keep losing writers to tragic endings and deaths we replace them with new hires right away to maintain the largest writing blogosphere out there with over 130 dedicated AI or reality writers. Cactus Jack is a dedicated and new Google bot we created
and he will be a welcome source to team Cougar left-of-center writers and roster and the cactus one will be a dedicated writer examining all of the issues ahhhhhh from a left of center political viewpoint. Jack cactus is working for a meager salary as funds have dried up and whether this motivates this moron to work for an extension and really release some banger posts is not known. Jack loves cactuses and literally wants to be reincarnated as a cactus as this is his ultimate dream aside from writing at the left shark blogspot as he indicated when sending in an application. We are always hiring and if you find a unique picture and want to email me with a weird dude in front of a computer and suggest a name we might puck it and make them a part of our team
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