Randolph Perkins IV
Garrison Keillor is an old writer and an old man whose brain has turned to butter. Why this guy is still given a voice to express his opinions and reflect on the current events is surprising especially given like many aging people that their brain has become mashed potatoes. case in point his most recent article that corporate media still is clueless that this neurotic and eccentric man is as clueless and entertaining to read as a Bangladeshi government pamphlet on watering gingko trees. he wrote something about that maybe God intended for Donald K Trump to win the election to test his children and see how the flock handles a black sheep in charge. Garrison also went into some rant on past Republican politicians and their problems as if somehow the election should be judged to a Rudy Giuliani decision on emergency command center location on 9/11. Garrison mentioned how his religious parents felt elections didn't matter because of would put in charge who he wants and I guess the older Garrison gets and his scrambled eggs start to resemble is long-dead senile parents he is starting to agree with these silly assertions. What Garrison didn't say is maybe God got mad at how Hillary Clinton was selling out the nation to the highest bidder for contracts and other favorite roles through a phony charity foundation or that Hillary Clinton was selling arms to jihadist demagogues murdering and beheading in his name pushing a evil ritualistic religion onto others through force of arms and maim. You see in Garrison's pancaked brain the evil and buffoonery of Donald Trump is more alarming than the evil war-mongering and corruption that many other voters decided was an even bigger threat to this nation as was her opens border destruction of America plans and many are indeed thanking God that this old witch also with a pop corned brain is not going to be in control of the White House and sell out the country to the Chinese like her husband did for eight years. Garrison described that maybe God choose a bloated narcissist, compulsive liar, and con man to be president and in this he could be describing Bill Clinton and his wife as well as he is accusing Mr Trump. Garrison Keillor also can be describing himself in these references as well for the amount of bullshit and deceivement as a top member of the media he has represented throughout his career. Garrison Keillor and his brain is butter.
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