A gay Gorilla named Jumanji in a Jacksonville zoo throws a chunk of concrete at a family

Sebastian Salvador
   Jacksonville is a cow town a big city with rural backwater feel and apparently even their captive animals are not happy contained in this shithole of a Florida city. Diane Steen and her family were out ogling Bonono chimps having sex and laughing at the gay gorillas when a bonobo male got angered and took a huge chunk of concrete and tossed in in the air like he was Tom Brady. The dirty ape named Jumanji  had somehow managed to find this chunk of concrete and plied it off from the pond in the enclosure and why lazy zoo officials didn't notice this
 and prevented what could of really been an embarrassing and tragic case at this zoo. This would of been the first killing of an animal at a zoo that was not a carnivore big cat had the gay Gorilla had been a few inches off throwing a concrete at women and children. This gay Ape should be immediately euthanized as it poses a danger to all visiting this zoo unaware of the sick mind this ape has for the people keeping this zoo in business. Chimpanzees are neurotic and eccentric bizarre animals and perhaps it didn't occur to zoo officials when first seeing the Chimps and their new concrete toy that these monkeys are not ungulates and they have strong arms that would get them signed in the MLB if baseball owners discovered a way to tame these beasts. gay Gorillas always have and always will be brutal beasts deserving and demanding pf your attention when stopping near in a zoo enclosure or an African safari park. 

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