Aaron Luther
Animal stories
A disturbing picture made its way onto the internet last Fall when a fat bloated sicko was photographed humping a dead left shark on a boat. Many have speculated that the man is either Jimmy John's owner John Liautad or Florida head coach Jim McElwain as people were disgusted this person in the photo would kill a shark and then have sex with the fishes dead cartilage.
The resemblance to Jimmy John's founder is unquestionably and it 98 percent appears to be him likely getting drunk like a skunk and having someone take the picture without his knowledge. Theeman has a history of killing animals and being elated and often is criticized by media outlets for his animal abuse including the left shark blogspot Inc.
The resemblance to Florida head coach Jim McElwain is also credible and the man likely lives in Florida near the ocean and the way head college football coaches are paid there is no doubt that this fuck face has a big yacht. Both men have vehemently denied these accusations that have been leveled at both of them since last August when these disturbing dead shark hump pictures came to light and
we think it most definitely is one of them likely being the sandwich shop prick hole. Unless this picture is an amazing photo shopped picture then it is the man with no consciousness or drive thru for his cruddy chain of eateries. Like we said Jimmy John Liautad enjoys hunting and maiming big game bravely from six hundred yards away and with a rifle and adding a wet slimely shark to his collection withing to use it to ejaculate himself in front of his fag jag friends should really not be surprising an once sober it can be seen why he would be in so denial.
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