Woody Underwood
It seems the addition to this blog keeps growing and growing much like the energizer bunny. News just reached our office that famed rock star internet writer Arnold Armstrong from Glencoe,Illinois has just been hired for a outrageous salary of 200 million over seven in a half years. Whether this blog is still going talking about Trump or Putin running in the 2028 remains in question but as far as we know what is guaranteed is that someone named Arnold Armstrong is the next writer at this blog. Arnold flexs his arms,pulls his abs, and stretches his quads whenever he is writing in a North Shore Starbucks or biking around the forest preserves in wealthy and autocratic Lake County,Illinois showing off his already established wealth buy owning a bicycle three times moire costly than some peoples cars.
Arnold likely will give back some of his salary to the same Ponzi forces that pay this blogger and executive of some nature granola bar and personal trainer for executives that Arnold runs as a tax-dodging unnecessary Inc in America and this land that is full of these fake business. In fact, few ever see Arnold Armstrong in a suit as he seems to be in a gym or biking more than running his company he has down on paper as owning an asset helping him to get bank loans and be given interest in having this loan and fake declared wealth. Arnold is a great guy with the respect and charm of a David Ross and he will give an arm and a leg to the strong writing team at this blog and hopefully those on the lower ladder of the economic pay scale will not have any resentment at the astonishing salary of Mr Amrstrong and will work harder and become more ambitious as writers here on this webzine.
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