Animal Stories
Bob the Bocat is an extraordinaire large bobcat roaming the North woods of America a much like a Roman legionnaire would roam the Germania borderline back in the day. Bob was captured on a surveillance camera that spooked many people out in Orange County, New York as news reached Joe Q Public about this mini-beast roaming the are in search of fair game and wild berry. Bobcats usually leave people and pets alone but in hard times have been known to attack and kill fucking horses and this is a fact that scares Paul Teutul Sr as he warned his employees to not venture out of the shop for various smoke breaks as was a custom much to the chagrin of the owner of Orange County Choppers. Bob the bobcat is a tamed wild mini-beast that offers no harm to people,rabbits, or vicious Rottweiler such as the ugly pug beast Paul Teutul owns and loves more than his wife and sons. Paul Teutul told his shop employees to bring in their weapons and be on the lookout for this bobcat beloved by our writing staff and named Bob as Teutul has decided if captured he could claim a value on it or may skin it alive to put in some themed motorcycle built with his son Paul Teutul Jr. Paul Teutul Sr bought a shotgun worried about his garden,processions, and his dog Gs given the sudden reports of bobcats the size of Cougars in Orange County. He offered fifty bucks to any employee who bags these Bobcats in and around his chopper and metal shop in the rural backwards backwaters these clowns live in making and modifying dangerous 200,000 dollar bikes.
No comments:
Post a Comment