DJ Koh should worry about spinning tunes than coming out with a two thousand dollar phone

Sebastian Salvador
   Samsung came out with this ugly folding phone called the Samsung fold that costs an insane two grand and the famed rockstar Korean K pop star Dj Koh came out boasting of this toy for Asian elites and the six camera the gadget has and tons of data bits it will be able to collect. Samsung spent  nearly five years developing this piece of shit gadget that folds and is an over-priced waste as few people would be willing to fork up the dough for a phone and this globalist company and others are desperate to change and innovate the smart phone.
Dj came on stage and instead of busting dance and acid songs he said " We are on dawn of a new era" as he told the need of a phone that folds into three more screens and that he hopes eventually mankind will develop and evolve more eyes for the further evolution of the smart phone and screen addiction of humanity. DJ Koh and Samsung developers and researcher and the industry as a whole are freaked out of their brown-stained underwear as phone sales have peaked in 2017 and on has been on the decline since and producing a phone that costs two grand is not the right direction and hopefully the fad of the smart phone may be on a total decline.

Koh told the skeptics who say nothing can be innovated with cell phones to fuck off and fold to the power of technology and to Korean researchers and innovators who say they have the ultimate phone and people should be willing to spend five grand for a phone as a phone is more important and used than a persona automobile. A folded phone though makes no sense and will not last as long as a regular phone and this likely is the goal of Samsung in creating this item and hoping other smart phones follow its lead and movement for  more fragile phones and whether people want to take the time out o fold and unfold phones is not a storing likely scenario aside form the researchers at Sumsung that liked the five year job security thinking and innovating this product few people will afford or wish. DJ Koh needs to come out with a portable spinning DJ table and this may be the next product Samsung researchers can work ten years of slow and easy work.
 

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