Whitaker Marshall III
Animal Stories
Bob the bobcat made his way through Indiana in October and likely was caught on a trail camera passing through this woman's property. As word got out that a large dangerous bobcat was wandering around here in Tippecanoe County and in and around both West and East Lafayette the residents became so alarmed and started locking their doors and chicken coops. One would of thought that a Mountain Lion or Jaguar had been spotted instead of the little Bobcat and chances are highly probable that the bobcat in question was none other than are former pet Bobcat named Bob we let loose after stealing him form a local big wig who kept him in the hose illegally having a wildcat as a pet with full
knowledge of city government officials giving him a pass. Bob was likely just passing through and if this is another bobcat then the people need to chill out as Bobcats pose no harm to humans and usually just like to chill out near the brush and look for birds or rabbits to pass along the way. The only way Humans would be a threatened by a bobcat were humanity to regress quickly in evolutionary scales and become the size of Homo Floresiensis again. The freak out over this massive Bobcat making his rounds traveling through fly by country was unwarranted and typical of the Hoosier hicks that make up the Lafayette community and this includes the so-called over educated engineers at Purdue University who are no smarter and dumb but have a family legacy allowing them to achieve high tutored helped test scores and pay their way into Americas prestigious universities such as Purdue.
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