McDonald's fires CEO Steve Easterbrook after inappropriate comments about Ronald McDonald and having a relationship with a kiosk

    Chuck "Cheesepuff" Goodwin
    A major corporatism that served the global community well and was part of the fast food establishment was let loose and fired for his prestigious job after several allegations were made and a improper relationship with one of McDonald's equipment was established. Like many budding technocrats Steve Easterbrook wanted more technology and screens seen in McDonald and apparently wanted to ditch the clown as a spokesman which upset many of the McDonald traditionalists and purists. Mr Easterbrook

 Also is accused of having an improper relationship with a actor dressed up as Ronald McDonald and is also accused of conspiring to get rid of the character Ronald McDonald whom some corporatists have long wanted to ditch in this era of creepy fucking clowns paralyzing peoples senses. Steve also is a accused of having a relationship with a Kiosk and is so in love with machinery prefers to have sex with a robot instead of a real human

being. Other stupid planning and spending attempts of this dumb executive included having scooters installed in all McDonald for customers to zip and zag quicker for their orders and Mr Easterbrook also wanted to change the flag of Micky d's. He has called the flag racist looking like a letter and

support for Monarchical and if turned upside down it would be a W which of course is a symbol for white supremacy. Easterbrook also was part of the redevelopment corruption plan which forced many McDonalds to remodel and hire crony contractors every so year sin many of these corrupt villages and suburbs throughout the United States. This jerk was always forcing franchises to have to spend vast some of money to purchase and install new furniture and plastering. The technocrats must of sought to replace this guy for disrespecting and harassing one of their beloved Kiosks poking around it all of the time and also he must not have been quick enough for their financial profits of putting as many Kiosks in the average McDonald as the number of windows in their restaurants.