Andy Zaltzman wants the Delhi Dinosaurs to sign Dunkin Donuts Queens clerk Imtiaj Ahmed Belal to a fifty million dollar Cricket contract

 Jason Percy
 
   The Bugle podcaster Andy Zaltzman is a lefties lunatic asshole who resembled a thirties era stage body double for Larry Fine of the Three stooges more than one of the top comedians and podcasters in racial identity Londonstan.  Mr Zaltzman loves Cricket and he is always on the scout for more people to join this sport and recnelty he took to his award losing podcast called the bugle and laid praise to the chewy delights of Dunkin Donuts and coffee and says he has this every morning as he prepares for his Bugle hack writing for hire for all the Anti-West propagandists form hell. Andy Zaltzman is a ugly mother fucker and he is obsessed with attacking right-wing politicians from around the world he doesn't like and he loves the lame 250 inning and three week match ups in Cricket- A bad cricky sport like baseball only followed on the Indian subcontinent, Australia, Great Britain and some remote Caribbean islands.

 Andy Ugly was so impressed with the video of this graveyard shift Dunkin  Donuts clerk fighting off a would be bandit robber with a baseball bat that he suggested the famed Delhi Dinosaurs should hire this man and have him play Center bowl for the Indian Cricket league as this man has some talent with the bat and an intimidation factor right up the alley and need for the Dinosaur ah ahhh are coming off one of their worse seasons in recent

memory. Imtiaj is intimidating with this bat but form what I saw the robber looked like a skinny magpie bald old white man and one must wonder if the robber was a young Black buck with a screwdriver if he would of left the bat alone and just opened up the register and emptied out its drawers for the nice robber to steal and enjoy for himself.  The Delhi Dinosaurs of the new Cricket World League will sign this man who is handy with the  bat and Major League Baseball lost an opportunity to highlight and focus on this man who likely  could swing for the fences and could of done it in his home market being a hero to many.

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