Marv Garvey
Simon says is the internet personality known as Simon Whistler who has virtually disappeared and many people are wondering why the one time content video YouTube creator has practically fallen off the face of the Earth and disappeared. Simon whistler it is rumored has left the world of on-line creation to be a mascot as he wants to bring the San Diego chicken back or his real dream has been to be the Phoenix gorilla and dress up as the gay gorilla at Suns basketball games especially this time of day as he Phoenix Suns are about as successful as one can get. Simon Whistler got tired of his Visual Politik program and long ago gave it up to some other host and the Virtual Politik program now only gets a fraction of its viewers as people left this YouTube channel once the admirable and hugely popular nerd bald geek fuck from mars went away.
There is always the chance that Simon Whistler returns on the internet with some catchy and cookey economics or history channel but for now he is running for president if the mascot association and lobbying hard for the rights and return of the San Diego Chicken suits or the Gorilla which was banned a decade ago after social justice warriors canceled this mascot character before there officially was a cancel culture. Simon Whistler has been pushing and demanding that Ted Gianapolous step aside and allow others to perform as the new official Chicken shit. Ted Gianaalous ha been dress up as the worlds most famous chicken since he was a neat reporter covering the baseball team that fist dared to ventured out allowed mascots and he came a mascot in the mid seventies for the San Diego Chickens.
Ted refuses to retire or sell the Chicken rights and still performs after first donning the outfit in 1974 and has done about ten baseball game sin July and August around the country Simon Whistler also loves the Go Go the gay Gorilla mascot in the National Basketball league and has fought to bring back this character mascot that many around the world see as racist and the idea of a gorilla being used i]as a mascot in a league that is so heavily African or African america is comedic in thought and disgraceful in action bit this is not deterring Mr Simon says there is nothing wrong with a man in a Gorilla outfit. Simon says he would be a good San Francisco Chicken or a good Phoenix Sun Go Go the Gorilla and he is putting his name in the hat for a upcoming election to replace the chicken and he will audition for the job in the coming weeks as a replacement for Ted Giannapolos is sought in addition to the fight that Simon Sissyler is also doing to bring back the Phoenix Gorilla mascot and he is prepared to work full time extra hours to do both difficult jobs.
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