The goring of Bill Hillman

Jordon Morgan
   Bill Hillman is an author who writes on how tough he was growing up proudly in a gang-infested neighborhood in Chicago and he has also written about his running in Spain with the Bulls in their annual absurdity  `Pamplona's annual event draws in many fools from around the globe whose idea of manhood is running around with a wild pack of Bulls and I wonder why these idiots don't substitute lions instead of Bulls if the really want to prove manliness. This fucking Hillman wrote a guide about how not to get hurt in these events but this year he got whacked in the leg and was the major causality of this event. 
   Just the idea of this so called expert on the running of the bulls in Pamplona getting hurt is amusing. Billy will note need an expensive surgery that likely will get billed to tax payers and need weeks to recover from this run, but make no doubt that this guy will be at it and will add a new volume to his writing collection on Pamplona and what a great event this is in the Euro-trash Hispanic-trash event that gets a little press from time to time. Chicagoan Bill Hillman helped it receive an unusual story this year and we wonder what next years Pamplona running story will we receive. As always at the Left Shark we root for the bulls and wish more havoc and broken human bones are part of this extravagance in Spain

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