Moonburgers of rural backwater Moonshine store deserving of its isolated and backwater location

Armando Arturo
   Moonburger taste like greasy shit manure. Moonburgers are supposedly great hamburgers that put tiny backwater Moonshine, Illinois often on road maps and unique travel stops. This past summer I thought I would make a stop on my travel from Kentucky to similarly hickish Southern Illinois and wanted to try these great Moonburgers. These burgers are of average quality that a ten year old kid could make in his mothers basement kitchen. I couldn't believe how simple and nasty and untasty  these burgers are and why Moonshine, Illinois and its cruddy burger place is deserving of any positive mention.   people come from a hundred miles according to some websites and travel brochures and if they are being honest this likely is not true. Fake news. Only bikers may travel that far out of the way and these do this because they are attention seeking middle aged saps on machines to begin with looking for all of these out of way localities for unique experiences.

The burgers were dry and not even comparable to a quarter pounder at Micky D's. in taste and this is the real shame when these bad burger places get unwarranted reputation and the disappointment it will cause. The Mooshine store is some really small country store noting of value of a visit

and I would love to hire the marketing rep for this business snookering fools to make special trips out of their way expecting to see something special. The Moonburger experience would never fly in a downtown urban district and this place does the impossible as it makes the burgers at the Billy Goat tavern seem gourmet it is that bad of a hamburger.