Polly Cracker
Tiger Woods performed his best golf exhibition in this weekends Honda Classic and at one point was in sixth place in an amazing comeback for the geriatric appearing golf sensation. Elridge Woods got a phone call of support from Lavar Ball and this seemed to spur him into a shocking surprising impressive return to the Golf Course after some month of non-existent play. Tiger Woods was hooking them shots left and right up and down sinking some of the prettiest birdies that came out of the other end of his shots not seen form him since ahhh 1997.
Tiger Woods is back and his next tournament expect an improvement and maybe a ninth place finish this time as he slowly gets his groove back . Tiger Woods also plans to pursue either an acting career to get to know more young chicks many of whom have already forgot Mr Woods as a once might professional athlete of the clubs. Tiger Woods also hates Donald Trump and has talked about setting up an exploratory committee and seeing if his name still holds traction and if he should pursue a political challenge funding his campaign with all of the money he has earned through the years winning golf tournaments. A Tiger Woods and his name popularity could poise a serious challenge to president Trump. A Tiger Woods return to golf is good for the industry and for sales of balls and clubs and shoes etc etc. They need to get this man back into the limelight and if this includes developing a golf ball drone to ahhh skirt around the issue of Tigers declining game and help him out in the game and in and out of the skirts then let it be down.
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