Jason Percy
Shawn Michaels was one of the most electrifying death defying professional wrestlers of all time as he killed his body through many years of brutal high flying actions. They need to create a movie called "The Wrestler" to be based on the life of times of this underrated performer on the stage of the squared mat and if anyone was deserving of a fake career in acting an Hollywood mega-stardom it was this man and not the bi-racial and bi-sexual Dwayne Johnson. Shawn Michaels contemplated a return to the ring after ten years as he sipped on a frosty at Dunkin Donuts and pondered his next move and how to rebrand himself in the culture. The heartbreak kid is no longer a kid and starting to look like the average rural redneck opioid fueled jackass
Of course, Michaels was denied this acting post-wrestling career only because he is white and he is having a hard time making ends meet as he is hinting he may come back for one last match real soon to help prop up Vince McMahon's declining fortunes in the lame WWE network where fake data is used tom prop up stock prices. Shawn hasn't wrestled for ten years but Vince McMahon is pleading for him to return the the ring in a match that they can hype because today's stars pull little value on payper-views. Shawn Michael is thinking about coming back and perhaps wrestling the masked wrestling legend Mr X. X has aged well but as we talked to Shawn Michaels at the Dunkin Donuts in Evansville,Indiana along route six and tried one of their new ham and egg croissants Shawn Michaels says he has been out of the spotlight too long and he is not getting any younger. he knows if one continues to remain out of the spotlight he will never get the Hollywood or Bollywood career he has always thought about and his upcoming Summer Slam match with Mr X and announcement of it will rock Dunkin DOnuts and the world.
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