Peter PatelFamed America rock star big time ageing and soon to be geriatric actor George Clooney was nearly mauled and eaten by a tiger while riding his 2 million dollar Yeszvi motorcycle in a game park in India as Mr Clooney was enjoying another fine vacation a s a true royal blood globalist of Hollywoodstan. He and former superstar legend golfer Elridge "Tiger" Woods George was riding in rural backwaters of hillbilly parts of this country where humanity is so cowered by the tiger . Clooney looked back at the tiger and thought of the billions given to him by the bad big liquor business in promoting a drink that tears humanity insides much like a little microscopic mini-tiger celluloid thingie if create din a lab. In India when out of the brush a crazed left-wing Bengali tiger jumped out of the forest and nearly ended a brilliant acting career and for a second George Clooney lost this mind and all of the whores and bad movies flashed in his head that he had done. Tiger also looked back at the real tiger and thought of the billions he has made playing a Scottish game that has the attendance of 3000 people for major event and where half of the ratings are people sleeping or just having the screen on at the time. Woods was lucky he wasn't devoured in the woods and he was lucky cat to be riding a Pulse Motorcycle given to him while in India in a corporate golf event that he received for free and both men will never be the same after their nearly harrowing experience in the brush in the Muthanga forest preserve and unless you go there with a big game hunter you run the risk of having a striped beast devour you into their belly as George Clooney and Tiger woods had experienced this week.
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