Bill Belichick's brain becomes butter and he and Tom Brady are not going to the Super bowl

Guy Baldwin
 Bill Belichick's brain has officially become butter unable to answer simple questions in post game interviews and following the shocking loss to the lowly Miami Dolphins in the final game of the season the legendary Boston Patriot's football coach was unable to answer relatively simple questions allowing for long pauses after each question. Mr Belichick's head was still formulating the X's and O's and this man likely did not even now where he was or that the game as over resulting in a defeat for the Patriots. Bill Belichick stood before the reporter and mainstream media and the

corporate sponsor logos in the background and he very well looked like the jerks seen in Dunkin Donuts whose mind is lost and unable to comprehend if they are eating donuts or burgers while sipping away at trashy untasty watered down coffee with beans dated from 2017.

 Bill Belichick's brain has become chopped liver and this man is so lost in football that for the sake of his health and future both he and Brady need to consider retirement as they have done enough in the sport. This man and his reaction to the press yesterday makes a case for his obvious cognitive decline and for years his obsession with play chart and the success of this team is bringing down about a major cognitive decline in Belichick's mind.  Tom Brady as blitzed and schlitzed losing what otherwise  five year sago would of been a Patriot blowout. The decline of the Patriot sis occurring despite a 12-4 season and the beginning of the end and domination of this team is apparent and they are unlikely to go to the Super Bowl finally this year we have researched,looked at the facts, and made a declaration.