Black monster thingy seen in a dog park in Madison, Wisconsin as it likely Bucky the Badger mascot from local university

    Aaron Luther

Animal Stories

   A man walking a big black Labrador couldn't believe it as he looked into the North woods of this libtarded city in Wisconsin home to the university of Wisconsin. The dogwalker who had a illegal  pet as all pets in our minds at the Anti-pet Association are illegality held and should be set free and this trade abolished but I digress. The dog owner saw a moth man or black hooded figure that was like eight feet tall and this occurred a few days ago as this story as brought all sorts of cryptozoologists to Madison's Quann Park in the Western edge of town. The man went to on-line sources and the Madison police department and went on to describe the encounter and he said he thought at first it might be a Black bear standing on its lege peering over the distance.


Then he thought of the famous cryptozoological monster known as the Moth man who has been sighted flying  all across the world at different times if the year but the creature and Black thing he saw did not appear to have big eyes and wings. these are tw of the physical criteria for the infamous monster that has been witnessed by millions and millions of people throughout the world and whether the moth man is what this dog walker saw or he was drinking too much Old Milwaukee beer is not known at this time.
 In fact what this man might have seen in Bucky thee fuck head badder the mascot of the university of Wisconsin and the Badger mascot outfit has been stolen an dis missing and clearly some tik toker was likely the cause of this sighting and this drunk like a skunk dog walker saw when he peered in the woods by Quann park and then went to all of these mystery creature internet sites to report his absurd sighting and get some well deserved attention for himself and his doggie. 


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